HOUSTON — From blow-up dolls to mannequins, law enforcement officers have seen it all when it comes to HOV lane cheaters.
When Precinct 5 deputies spotted a bonehead driving with a bony passenger in a ballcap on the Katy HOV lanes Wednesday, "they had a feeling in their bones that something wasn't right."
The skeleton crew could see right through the phony-ba-bony passenger and knew they had a bad-to-the-bone driver trying to pull their leg-bone.
Tibia honest, they are bone-tired of seeing numskulls trying to get under their skin by pulling a fast one in the fast lanes.
The driver caught in the fib-ula was pulled over and given a "bone-afide citation," Constable Ted Heap's Office posted on Facebook. "After a stern-um lecture, deputies wished him bone voyage!"
No bones about it, the humerus post ticked our funny bones so we wanted to share it with you.