Sometimes, the internet is a strange place.

With less than 20 days to go until Christmas Day, the holiday season has kicked into full gear with Christmas lights, Christmas parties, Christmas movies... and now, Christmas pizza. Yes, Christmas pizza.

Sunday, Twitter user @toxicsmore posted a worthy opponent to the timeless — and controversial — fruitcake. Sporting mozzarella cheese, sweet, mini Santa's; and plenty of candy canes, the Christmas 'pizza' was met with backlash, but mostly questions. Plenty of questions.

It should be noted that, like many of the other food-related phenomena spreading throughout social media over the past few weeks — like a Pop-Tart-and-cheese sandwich — these posts are most definitely jokes. However, we aren't so sure Old Saint Nick hasn't already prepared large lumps of coal for each of these apparent food-sinners.