06:10 PM CDT on Wednesday, May 31, 2006

By TODD DAVIS / Staff Writer

What's notable on TV this weekend? Here's our take.

Program: Road Trip / Son-in-Law
When/where: 8 p.m. Friday, TBS / 10:10 p.m., TBS
Length: 130 minutes / 125 minutes
View: Wow, the last time I saw Tom Green and Pauly Shore back to back was when I worked as a clerk at a temp agency.

Program: GoodFellas
When/where: 7 p.m. Friday, TNT
Length: 180 minutes
View: This broadcast features TNT's new FCC fine scoreboard in the upper left corner.

Program: Breast Men
When/where: 11 p.m. Friday, Oxygen
Length: 120 minutes
View: I was frustrated to find that this is just two hours of a camera panning across a roomful of sumo wrestlers.

Program: The Dallas Connection
When/where: 1 a.m. Saturday, Spike TV
Length: 120 minutes
View: A little dating service we like to call the West Village.

Program: Visions of Italy: Southern Style
When/where: 1 p.m. Saturday, PBS
Length: 90 minutes
View: Two things come to mind here: Fabio and Sophia Loren exchanging one-liners on the set of Hee Haw and the first Ferrari RV.

Each Thursday, Weekend Watch gives you the scoop on, you know, what to watch on the weekend. If you want legitimate TV criticism, check out Ed Bark.   E-mail Todd Davis