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Letterman's Top 10 reasons he loves Oprah

06:54 PM CDT on Monday, September 10, 2007

Associated Press

NEW YORK -- David Letterman, who appeared on the season premiere of “The Oprah Winfrey Show” on Monday, brought one of his trademark Top 10 lists titled, “Top 10 Reasons I love Oprah.”

No. 10: She smells great.

No. 9: Without her, we would have never known that quack Dr.

Phil.

No. 8: She helped me start my wildly popular D magazine.

No. 7: We’re yoga buddies.

No. 6: Oprah’s incredibly busy, yet she always finds time to ignore my calls.

No. 5: She agreed to validate my parking.

No. 4: Taught me how to launder money in the Cayman Islands.

No. 3: Anytime I’m in Chicago, she lets me crash on her couch.

No. 2: Oprah gave me my first post-surgery sponge bath.

No. 1: She’s giving everybody in today’s audience a new house.

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