Stewart used his set at the 10th annual Stand Up for Heroes benefit Tuesday night to catch audiences up on his best political gags, joking about his tweeted beefs with Trump and the gonzo ways he'd like the election to end.
But the former Daily Show host came down hard on the Republican candidate's leaked conversations with
(Warning: NSFW language)
"I played soccer; we do say terrible things to each other, 'I'm gonna (expletive) that girl, whatever.' he explained, "But when people cross a certain line ... It's like, 'Yeah, I'm gonna hold her down and (expletive) her when she doesn't want it.'"
"'Wait a minute. Hold on one second,'" he continued, imagining how a real locker room would react to that statement. '"We're all being disgusting, but I'm pretty sure that's a crime.'"
Stewart joined several other A-listers at the annual charity event, including
"If Jon Stewart is so above it all and legit, why did he change his name from
He went on to describe his response, which contained a NSFW, made-up last name for Trump, and Trump's 1:30 a.m. tweet calling him "little Jon Stewart" and another word, which he used in the infamous Billy Bush tapes to describe women's genitalia.