Ever have a big anniversary go south?
Well, that was not going to happen on Amy Schumer's boyfriend's watch.
The kiss-cam friendly Schumer and Ben Hanisch have officially been together a year, and the Chicago-based furniture designer celebrated with a perfectly heartfelt Instagram post.
"A year ago I met the love of my life," he wrote, sharing a black-and-white snap of the couple. "We both weren't looking for a relationship at the time, but something felt right from the very first night we met. We ended up spending 6 days in a row together. This pic was taken in New Orleans and was the night I knew I wanted to spend my life with her."
Well played, sir.
Schumer took a slightly, shall we say, different approach. "A year ago today I met the love of my life. Happy anniversary (expletive)," she wrote, adding with the hashtag #Iwanttoseeotherpeople. (Out of her camera roll, Schumer selected a photo of her beau biting into a burger.)
Congrats, you crazy kids.