Can’t you just hear her saying this in your head, all rolling her Rs?

Read the statement: http://www.whosay.com/status/sofiavergara/908972

And weren’t  you charmed by the few misspellings and run-on sentences?

But back to business. Vegara and Loeb started dating in 2010, broke up in 2012 and then reconciled. They got engaged during a trip celebrating Vergara’s 40th birthday.

Loeb’s job that Vergara mentions in the statement? The one that’s consuming more time?  Well, apparently hawking a crispy fried onion topping called Onion Crunch.  (Yes, we really just typed that.)

Run, Sofia, run!